6 Steps on how to solve mysteries just like Scooby Doo and The Gang.
Step 1: Interview everyone around in the area and automatically assume the bad guy/s based on appearance.
Step 2: Slit up into uneven numbered groups for no fxcking reason whatsoever and investigate the area for clues. Eat a big a$$ lunch without taking a shxt and without gaining weight.
Step 3: Run away in circles from the enemy regardless if he\'s in a silly costume with absolutely "NO WEAPONS" for about 15 minutes like a little bxtch as if the enemy is gonna shove a huge zucchini up your a$$.
Step 4: Stop fxcking around and make an actual goddamn plan.
Step 5: Make it happen. Put the plan into action by getting two dumba$$e$ on your team who didnt contribute jack shxt to the case to be the bait leading the enemy to the trap.
Step 6: Capture the enemy. Eat dog food just cause you have the munchies.
edited on 9/1/2013 5:34:52 PM