[ Edited by nib_vag on 1/27/2013 10:47:07 AM ]
Here is my Holy Sh!t theory:
"Every time Christians close their eyes and gets down on their knees to pray, God takes an invisible and intangible sh!t on their face."
Yes, while you're on your knees praying, God is pulling down his pants and taking a cosmic dump on your face. This theory has yet to be disproven by anyone. Since it has not been disproven yet, this theory must be true.
In fact, I challenge the next Christian who wants to use the “You can’t disprove God” argument to disprove my theory of “Holy Sh!t”.
Now lack of evidence doesn't necessarily count as evidence to prove something either, so moronic Christians saying, oh since you can't find evidence to disprove God means he exist are just as dumb as your dumb fuken ass. Proving something requires evidence, not the lack thereof.
Ex. There's a build up of Carbon Monoxide in the kitchen. To disprove that, one can't simply say oh I can't see it therefore it doesn't exists, obviously you get the required testing equiptment such as a Carbon Monoxide detector and measure it in the atmosphere, if there is none then there is no build up of Carbon Monoxide in the kitchen.