Back in the early 1900s, there were an abundance of Hmongs living in the hills of Thailand and Laos. Soon, there became beef between Laotian/Thailanders and Hmong living in the region. Laotian and Thailanders, being in their homeland, had much more people than the Hmong. The Hmong people were peaceful, but when it came down to it, they can hold their own. The Hmongs were outnumbered, but they stuck together and fought the Laotians and Thailanders with their farming tools and Nom Phaj style kicks. After the Laotians lost, the Hmong people lived peacefully once again. This didn't lasted though. The beef with Laotians and Thailanders was not enough to satisfy some of the Hmong people so they started pork, lamb, chicken, birds, and more beef with one another. They soon separated, one group after another. First some Hmong formed the Fang because they were always in a pack and had an alpha leader. Then the Hmong females got tired of cooking and farming and cleaning for the men, so they formed the Her, which consists of only females. Some Hmong went to study Tai Chi, which made their bodies relax and float freely; they are known as the Moua. Some Hmong even took it to another level and started to to smoke a5Scrack cocaine and started to go crazy; they named themselves the Vue. By that time, the Meeka came into Laos and started to communicate with the Hmong. Some Hmong people picked up English very quickly and even became actors, we know a few as Xab Thoj, Nom Phaj, and Maiv Puv. The Meeka kept cursing, saying "what the f*ck?" Hmong people picked up on it, but instead of f*ck, they would say "what the fa?" They are what we know as the Pha today. That wasn't just what the Meeka did though. They took a few Hmong people and tossed them on Columbus' ship along with all the Blacks. Some Hmong became slaves, but some rebelled and were hung. They were known as the Hang. There were many gifted Hmong people as well. Some were gifted at taking things apart and they became known as the Lor. Some were gifted and fixing things and they are known as the Kue. The Kue and the Lor soon became allies. The West had become a big influence for a short period of time and many Hmongs became magicians. There was a Las Vegas on the outskirts of many villages. The Hmong magicians had the ability to melt themselves and they became the Yang. Many were influenced by Bruce Lee's father, Truce Lee. They watched every movie he made, from Exit the Dragon to Piss of Fury. They even adopted his last name. These Hmong called themselves the Lee. The Lees started the cause baby mama drama to these other Hmongs, but their Truce lee martial arts was not good enough. The other Hmong group worked together, forming a large, giant fence. They are known as the Vang. Some Hmong fought with weapons, some fought with Xab Thoj type fighting, and some just thought they were pimps. They would beat others with their five fingers. They are known as the Chue. There were other Hmong groups as well, but there were no eye witnesses or written documents of their exact history. We just know they had many, many more kids. The story for their kids are written on page 1 of this thread. Please refer to page 1 if you hadn't read it.
Note: This is for entertainment purposes only. If you or anyone is offended by any of this, please, go cry to your mom.
[ Edited by FreshWater on 12/12/2012 3:20:09 AM ]