Yo mama is so fat that when she farted the sun was blown out of our solar system.
Yo mama so annoying that a person on a torturing device had it more easier killing themselves than to stay alive and listen to her.
Yo mama teeth are so yellow that when she closed her mouth her eyes glowed
Yo mama so skinny that she had to use a rice grain to roll her hair.
Yo mama so nasty that when a guy stuck his d!ck inside of her, it lost more inches than the length before it erected
Ughhh dats yo mama
At a theatre, twizzlers were $2, a large popcorn for $7, movie ticket was $9... when yo mama walked in? It was priceless