1. When girls say they\'re "married" or have a "hubby" but really aren\'t. Biitch, you aint married yet, he\'s just your boyfriend. You\'re probably going to break up in a few months too.
2. Promiscuous looking girls that get angry when perverts message them nasty things. What do you expect when half your tits are popping out of your tank top and you\'re laying down so your boobies get all squished up to your chin? In the paraphrased words of Dave Chappelle, you may not be a slut but you\'re wearing a slut\'s uniform.
***side note: I have no problem with you wearing a slut uniform. Hell, the slutty-er the better! ;)***
3. When attention whores say "add me" or "note me/chat" but have 203894727403 people as their wanna buddies and never reply to any notes. Coincidentally, these are often the type of girls from number 2.
4. Let me start off by saying there\'s nothing wrong with fat/thick chicks, and I\'ll admit I\'m quite shallow, but fat chicks can be pretty damn tricky on here. Word of advice to you guys: if you see a display picture with a big breasted girl laying down on her back, is taken from a high angle, or is laying on her tummy...you probably have yourself a fatty. At this point I\'d like to reiterate that fat chicks need love too, but man, do you love to show off those fat-filled melons.
5. Ladies where in every picture the top of their heads are cut off. Y u no have a forehead!?
6. From __Hop3:
im not pointing fingers at neither gender but i fcuking hate when
bytches write "i dont come here often, dont note i wont reply" or "i
dont use atown anymore"...bytch please, if you really dont come here
anymore or dont want anybody to noteyou then fcuking leave your shiet
7. All those god damn password photo albums! Is every girl hiding nudes or what!?
8. The self-promoters -_- Like all the singers. I don\'t mind the model self-promoters though...keep dem titties showin ;)
says :Things atown girls do that annoy me
are when they say come check out my page and when i click on it the page say private
10. Pages with flashing backgrounds. Biitches tryna give me seizures!
11. When people quote themselves. This may be done by both sexes but I see this quite often on girl\'s pages. Ladies, you don\'t have to fuccking quote yourselves, just fuccking say it! The only time you SHOULD use quotes is when you\'re quoting someone ELSE. This bugs me because I don\'t think you understand the idea of citation. Look, I understand that you think you\'ve made some awe inspiring revelation that must be shared with the entire world, but you look really stupid when you quote your own words. SO JUST STOP IT BECAUSE YOU\'RE NOT DOING IT RIGHT!
12. Girls that write a page summary of how they met their boyfriend. Biitch, i don\'t want to hear your love story.
I\'m lonely here :( LOL
13. Nigelthor brought up a good point: Jail bait girls acting like they are legal.
I find it funny when underage girls say "age: old enough"...and im like....."if you have to say you\'re old enough..you\'re probably not old enough!" old enough for what? to vote, join the army, or smoke? NO. to drink? NO. to be a parent? NO. So stop kidding yourself 14-year-olds..Just cuz you found yourself a pedo boyfriend that\'ll give you cigarettes and alcohol so he can take advantage of your recent rise in hormones does NOT mean you\'re really old enough. Calm your tits, and cross your legs young ones.
14. When girls (and guys too) say they are "educated" but TyPE lIKkE disS or are young enough that you know they haven't completed their high school education. A high school diploma is the NORM and shouldn't be the new standard of being "educated." So you better be in college or a god damn genius to make that claim.
There\'s others that I can\'t remember right now, so I\'ll add when I do. Feel free to add to the list, or make a "Things atown guys do that annoy me" list as well.
edited on 2/9/2014