Biitchology means --- The study of a female dog (****). --- A female dog barks. Barks comes off trees. And trees are nature. And nature is Beautiful. --- So by that... Biitchology is the study of a Beautiful ****. =D
No, this makes no sense.
Are you saying female dogs = beautiful?
And thus, you are saying, females barking = beautiful?
I think a barking female is pretty unattractive.
Nature itself can be non-elegant depending on whether you're referring to an earth quake, flowers blossoming, floods, etc.
Thus, your argument is INVALD.