Looks good; but still made the list:
Sorry I am not your mother, I did not get pregnant at 12 after I ****ed someone.
So hoe doesnt qualify for me. Try harder kid. :)
Be careful of your words because they go both way.
In a backword sense you just asked to be added.
And no, I don't get offended. I come on at for this. and thats it.
Judging be your DP
Looks like you know a lot about things
you could "choke on"
Yikes! Cover up.